Don't get a package on while waiting for your package

I guess in the world of big brother or whatever FedEx drivers are expected to be bartenders as well as delivery people.
My package was cleary marked Wine Chateaux.com. Slapped on this box was a label stating CONTAINS ALCOHOL/PROOF OF AGE REQUIRED/ DO NOT DELIVER TO AN INTOXICATED PERSON.
I guess you can't sit in the privacy of your own home and enjoy a tasty beverage if your expecting a fine wine shipment. What are you going to do open up this box and go driving around showing off your good taste in wine? Not that I sit home in the daytime buttwasted but I found this labeling pretty ironic!